Sorry, I can't be perfect

We're humans. We all try to escape from reality. Some leave, some selfharm, some kill - all just to try to escape reality. While I read.
teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via willwemeetagain)

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(via aphnorja)

thirstyagron:

Mirror Mirror, Gregory Maguire

(via starparticles)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

Can we just talk about the default Netflix profile picture

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Hey 

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Hey

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wanna watch a movie 

(via me-and-tattoos)

acomas:

why do girls wear their boyfriends underwear like that is so gross

(via willwemeetagain)

(Source: k-ill, via eternallydrawn)

bestofnowyoukno:

lokittygirl:

philosophere:

silentassassine:

ir0nic-bytheway:

crazy-delusional-kid:

parvatiisnoone:

hokova:

hetastuck-weirdo:

nunchingbronat:

tonight-ur-my-little-cumberbitch:

lollipops-and-licorice:

misnovacaine:

magui-gui:

sarablaira:

the-doctor1999:

tigerlilly1621:

donotfuckingfollowme:

You can’t tell me what to do

Oh snap, I pushed the button.

I’m hitting the god damn button!

THE BUTTON WAS hit

GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO

MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT

NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!

GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?

DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT

I LOST THE REMOTE

Press the god damn button and see what happens, I dare you

AHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE

DONT PRESS IT! DONT! THE WIFI ALMOST WENT OFF!

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T YOU DARE DO IT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS GONE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS

I love how this post transitioned from what would scare normal sane people to what a tumblr users’ worst nightmares are.

You touched the butt.

bestofnowyoukno:

lokittygirl:

philosophere:

silentassassine:

ir0nic-bytheway:

crazy-delusional-kid:

parvatiisnoone:

hokova:

hetastuck-weirdo:

nunchingbronat:

tonight-ur-my-little-cumberbitch:

lollipops-and-licorice:

misnovacaine:

magui-gui:

sarablaira:

the-doctor1999:

tigerlilly1621:

donotfuckingfollowme:

You can’t tell me what to do

Oh snap, I pushed the button.

I’m hitting the god damn button!

THE BUTTON WAS hit

GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO

MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT

NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!

GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?

DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT

I LOST THE REMOTE

Press the god damn button and see what happens, I dare you

AHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE

DONT PRESS IT! DONT! THE WIFI ALMOST WENT OFF!


WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T YOU DARE DO IT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS GONE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS

I love how this post transitioned from what would scare normal sane people to what a tumblr users’ worst nightmares are.

You touched the butt.

(Source: etteluor, via sorelatable)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

(via braydaaan)

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta, via braydaaan)

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i freaking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

(Source: notgoodwolf, via livelypositiveandhappy)

(via imeismei)

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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(Source: goodnlght, via drunkthorinbrokenshield)

jvnk:

Food Styling and Photography for “Goodforks”

By Marion Luttenberger

(via drunkthorinbrokenshield)