Sorry, I can't be perfect

We're humans. We all try to escape from reality. Some leave, some selfharm, some kill - all just to try to escape reality. While I read.
marley-hendrix:


Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

marley-hendrix:

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

(Source: culest, via trueblueroo)

50shadesoftobias:

I’m in too many fandoms to be emotionally healthy

(via aliceelaa)

ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

whatthefuckmoriarty:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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Robot

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Android

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Cyborg

(Source: axl-fox, via katudaisoku)

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

(via lookmanolifeskills)

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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(via anarchist-cookbook-official)

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(via cryingovergaycountries)

halfpricehorsemask:

Welcome to the internet!

duckthingsandstuff:

I hate it when boys try to be cute and say “you don’t need makeup, you look better without it”
nigga this took me 2 hours to apply appreciate my hard work and tell me I look fab

(via singingtomyownbeat)

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

(via brightsmiall)

zandersalamander:

areyoujackanese:

neuropathic:

holy fucking fchrist

lmfaoooooooo i need this

I FREAKIN’ NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OUT LOUD OVER A POST IN MY LIFE I COULDN’T EVEN CONTAIN MYSELF I SOUNDED LIKE I WAS CRYING AND MY FAMILY IS WORRIED BUT I DON’T CARE

That was great.

(Source: youtube.com)

this is pacman irl

this is pacman irl

(via zandersalamander)

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via zandersalamander)