Sorry, I can't be perfect

We're humans. We all try to escape from reality. Some leave, some selfharm, some kill - all just to try to escape reality. While I read.

himaruyavevo:

breadwithvodka:

in the netherlands we don’t say “i love you”. we say “neuk oranje haring met mij” which means “stay with me forever” and i think that’s beautiful

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thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

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amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via fadingwitheveryday)

When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)

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gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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miracles weekday 06 » AU

AU in which Kuroko has a common — and normal — hair color which makes it even harder to notice him because literally everyone has brown hair and he blends with the crowd (real talk bruh how the fuck u don’t notice a guy with blue hair). Also curtains don’t match the window anymore.

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via livelypositiveandhappy)

nursemz87:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:





BEST. RESPONSE. EVER.

nursemz87:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:

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BEST. RESPONSE. EVER.

(Source: foodfinisher, via somedaywellhaveitgood)

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via somedaywellhaveitgood)

gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.

NoThat’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA

We are killing out planet.

No
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

(via sneakyhobbitses-andtimelords)